08-04-2018, 08:04 AM
3 Guys sitting at the bar.
The local police patrol was parked outside the local bar in the town.
As mentionsd, 3 Guys were sitting at the Bar.
After last call, the officer noticed the first guy leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The guy stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on different vehicles, the guy managed to find his car and fall into it.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, and then reversed a little.
During this time, the other 2 guys left the bar, got into their cars and drove off.
At last, the first guy pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the first guy over and administered a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
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"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
The local police patrol was parked outside the local bar in the town.
As mentionsd, 3 Guys were sitting at the Bar.
After last call, the officer noticed the first guy leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The guy stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on different vehicles, the guy managed to find his car and fall into it.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, and then reversed a little.
During this time, the other 2 guys left the bar, got into their cars and drove off.
At last, the first guy pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the first guy over and administered a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
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"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!