Tipping

[OnBendedKnee]

I tip 20 percent. More if service was really good. Well unless I need change and the dumbass server doesn't break it up right. If my bill was 140 bucks and I give you two 100 dollar bills why would you bring me back a 10 and a 50, are you stupid. I guess you get the 10 then and whatever other change I can scrounge up, you asshole.

This is a solid method.
I simply take the tax, double it and round up.
If service was exceptional I'll add a bit more.
If service was horrific, I'll still tip (as I don't know the circumstances
surrounding the poor service- might not be the server's fault) yet probably
won't go back anytime soon.

There are too many wonderful establishments to frequent those that are lacking.