I'm surrounded

[blueberryhill]

Well speaking of not being PC and corny, i have a joke which covers both.

Do you know why the insane asylum flooded? No, why?
Someone yelled. "peanuts."

I laughed; my niece did too (after I explained it to her).

Here's one her psychology teacher told her last semester.

How does a paranoid schizophrenic find his way out of the forest? How?
He follows the psycho path.

and no one had to explain it to me...tell your husband, I think he is grumpy, too....