I think I met a drag queen

[Carsman]

Amazing what the right makeup and wardrobe will do.

Unfortunately, most drag queens' makeup and clothes look either slutty and/or over done. You should try to look passable if you have the body for it.

I'd kill to have a more feminine body, instead of my linebacker/John Goodmanesque body.

There are many feminine body guys out there that would kill for your Goodmanseque body!