Dear Santa

[Love Child]

Please keep me from being a complete asshole, but also help me find a way to kindly tell my family to fuck off when they deserve it. Also, healing my finger, which I sliced with a razor by accident the other day would be really nice.
I know Christmas is a day to be grateful and I am, I have more than I need, help me to share with others who are in need and help me not to kick my sister.

In Rudolphs name
Ho Ho Ho