Picnic Pants are a thing

[Love Child]

I would wear them to a bbq or picnic. I may be setting myself up for ridicule, but who will have the last laugh when all the seats and tables are taken and everyone's corn is rolling off their plate.

LMFAO omg.

I was thinking they zipped up the center into the crotch, but they really don't. I would wear them to sort beads or something. That would be fucking awesome.
A crotch desk!