Looking for places to live

[Duchess]

I got approval on an apartment! It is about the size of Maggot's butt crack, but not as big as Clang's tits. I move in at the end of this month.
Woo Hoo!
Finally settling down!

My housewarming gift to you -

Bread: So that this house may never know hunger

Salt: So that life may always have flavor

Sugar: So your life shall always have sweetness”

Wine: So you will always be of good cheer”

Honey: So that you may always enjoy the sweetness of life

Broom: To help sweep away any evil and bad luck”

Coin: So you may dwell in good fortune

Candle: So you may dwell in light and happiness