The World's Oldest Profession

[Clang McFly]

Prostitution has often been coined as the world's oldest profession. But I ask, "Really"? I mean did Adam and Eve start it?
Adam was like, "Hey Eve, you gotta start earning your keep around here"
"What do you mean?" Asks Eve.
"Well the fruit isn't just going to fall off the tree you know"
"But it did Adam, I already explained that to you, and the serpent"
"Okay okay, thats not what I meant. What I meant is now that our nakedness is forbideen, we no longer have free food, we are going to have to eat and buy clothes to wear, and one of us has to make the money to get these things and it is going to have to be you"

So Adam was the first recorded pimp in history. People just don't talk about it.

They probably don't talk about it because he was pimping out his kids to have sex with each other.

Adam: We just had a baby boy. I hope we have a baby girl next.
Eve: Why?
Adam: So the boy can have sex with her.