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Syber has an eating problem - let's help her lose weight
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[color="red"] The belly rules the mind. ~Spanish Proverb[/color]

There Syber you need to keep this in mind. It is a contest you against those quick fingers and trapdoor mouth. Your belly is in control. You need a plan. I (and I think everyone here) doesn't want you to be a fat pig. Hang in there fatty

[color="red"] One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.
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Luciano Pavarotti said this and where is he now? That's right. Don't listen.
Don't regularly stop regularly. If you are starving it is time to eat.

My advice it sit you bulbous arse on your hand until it goes to sleep. It will be harder to feel yourself with numb hands and less food in, less pleasure nd extra exercise in clean the resultant spills. It is an all-round winner

[/color][color="red"] All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. ~John Gunther

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[color="black"]Probably a fat pig too. Don't listen.
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[/color][color="red"] Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great. ~Henry IV of France[/color]

Now there is a Frenchman not stuffing himself with Camembert, snails, Frog Legs and Moet. Take note!
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[/color][color="red"] Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ~Jim Davis[/color]

BAD ADVICE! Just so you know.



[color="navy"]Here to help SyberPig![/color]
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[No subject] - by Fry Guy - 02-15-2009, 08:17 AM
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[No subject] - by SyberBitch - 02-15-2009, 12:35 PM
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[No subject] - by Fry Guy - 02-15-2009, 10:01 PM
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