Have you ever looked at how big that hole was in the bottom of the toilet?

[sally]

Anyways, That damn hole isn't big enough sometimes.

It really isn't.   Somewhere around 35 years ago a friend gave me a rat as a pet,  so I put the cage under my mom's 100 gallon fish tank and forgot about it.   Anyway the rat ended up chewing through the wires that ran the tank and electrocuted itself,  and broke the filtration and bubbling system in the tank.

So a couple of weeks goes by,  and all the fisk died,  they were huge fish,  my mother had spent lots of money on them.  I decided to flush them down the,   and did I do it 1 by 1?  Nope,  my smart teenage brain said flush them all at once.   

The toilet overflowed onto the shag rug carpet  (whoever decided bathrooms needed carpeting was an idiot)  after a day,  mushrooms were growing out of the rug.
I have no idea what the final bill from the plumber was,  but we lived in a mobile home at the time,  and I know that they replaced the pipes,  toilet and carpet. 
So, you're right, that damn hole isn't big enough!

I once flushed my stingray down the toilet. He wasn't very big, but he died in the fish tank and I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking. Of course he got lodged inside it. The Roto Rooter guy told me he has pulled a lot of things out of toilets, but never a stingray.