01-09-2009, 09:17 PM
sally Wrote:This should be Poopy's prayer
God grant me the serenity to acceptthat Moose is a deranged psychopath thatI cannot change;
courage to change the things I can by shooting him in the fucking head; and wisdom to know the difference.
Living one day at a time with Moose;
Enjoying one moment at a time with Moose;
Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace with Moose;
Taking, as He did, this sinful world as it is, not as I would have it;
Trusting thatMoose will make all things right if I surrender to His Will;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life and supremely happy with Him
Forever in the next. Amen.
She is coming to my house to shoot me in the head? SWEET! I will be ready. Do you shoot at the smell or wait to see the Book of Mormon?