09-08-2008, 11:23 PM
This shit has been irking me from as far back as I can remember. I need to let it out. This site is as good as any to do this in and if it offends anyone here, too fucking bad. If it were meant to offend anyone specifically you certainly would know it!
I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HATE the casual 'girlfriend' kiss.
When someone greets you and gives you that fake kiss on the cheek. Well it's never in the cheek, you get a loud kissing sound in your ear! but regardless, I hate it.
DO NOT KISS ME. DO NOT HUG ME. I do not know you and do not want you touching me. 99% of the time it's people you barely know that do this too. I do not know where you'vebeen or what the fuck you have had last in your nasty mouth.
DO NOT KISS ME. You probably have some fucked up cootie and I don't want you passing it on to me.
AndI want to throw in babies here. Why is it when women have ababy and you go over to see it, the first thing they do is say, (as they are passing the little thing to you) "Wanna hold him?"
AS IF!
NO I do NOT want to hold your baby! NO NO NO NO!
EVERY time I pick up a kid it's like picking up a toad. I get pissed on or barfed on. Sorry, I do not want the responsibility of holding your child!
I am uncomfortable with this notion and please, for the sake of everyone else on this planet, think before you start handing your kid around like a plushie toy! There are many people who don't like holding YOUR child!
If I wanted to hold a child I would have had one of my own.
I wonder if the "child passers" are secretly hoping to pawn the little germ factory off on anyone who looks pliable to give themselves a rest of their self created Hell-hole of permanent babysitting?
I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HATE the casual 'girlfriend' kiss.
When someone greets you and gives you that fake kiss on the cheek. Well it's never in the cheek, you get a loud kissing sound in your ear! but regardless, I hate it.
DO NOT KISS ME. DO NOT HUG ME. I do not know you and do not want you touching me. 99% of the time it's people you barely know that do this too. I do not know where you'vebeen or what the fuck you have had last in your nasty mouth.
DO NOT KISS ME. You probably have some fucked up cootie and I don't want you passing it on to me.
AndI want to throw in babies here. Why is it when women have ababy and you go over to see it, the first thing they do is say, (as they are passing the little thing to you) "Wanna hold him?"
AS IF!
NO I do NOT want to hold your baby! NO NO NO NO!
EVERY time I pick up a kid it's like picking up a toad. I get pissed on or barfed on. Sorry, I do not want the responsibility of holding your child!
I am uncomfortable with this notion and please, for the sake of everyone else on this planet, think before you start handing your kid around like a plushie toy! There are many people who don't like holding YOUR child!
If I wanted to hold a child I would have had one of my own.
I wonder if the "child passers" are secretly hoping to pawn the little germ factory off on anyone who looks pliable to give themselves a rest of their self created Hell-hole of permanent babysitting?