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When I get old......
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08-10-2008, 02:23 PM
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:I'm in a store yesterday and I see a teeny, petite little female in one of those sweatsuit outfits that are all the rage these days, with the ass of the pants that read something. Usually "Babe" or "Hottie" or something else stupid.

This outfit was a bland brown and the message across the ass was "Oldster". I look up at the woman's face and she is easily 65 years old. Tanned and thin, a bit weather-beaten, but obviously in good shape. When she turned around again, her short hair showed a tattoo between her shoulders of a hand flipping the bird!!! It was fucking priceless!!! If I didn't think she'd flip out, I'd have taken a picture with my phone to show you guys.

I hope to have the same "fuck you" attitude when I'm that age!! Like I have now. ::sly::
Unfortunately she was actually 42.

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[No subject] - by Sinister - 08-10-2008, 01:14 PM
[No subject] - by Mr. Incivility - 08-10-2008, 01:28 PM
[No subject] - by Mr. Incivility - 08-10-2008, 01:35 PM
[No subject] - by Mr. Incivility - 08-10-2008, 01:36 PM
[No subject] - by Sinister - 08-10-2008, 01:38 PM
[No subject] - by Mr. Incivility - 08-10-2008, 01:42 PM
[No subject] - by Sinister - 08-10-2008, 01:45 PM
[No subject] - by Middle Finger - 08-10-2008, 01:46 PM
[No subject] - by Duchess - 08-10-2008, 01:47 PM
[No subject] - by Mr. Incivility - 08-10-2008, 01:49 PM
[No subject] - by Sinister - 08-10-2008, 01:50 PM
[No subject] - by Middle Finger - 08-10-2008, 01:51 PM
[No subject] - by Sinister - 08-10-2008, 01:53 PM
[No subject] - by LuMPyPussy - 08-10-2008, 02:08 PM
[No subject] - by Middle Finger - 08-10-2008, 02:23 PM