10-14-2008, 03:57 PM
What the fuck is the world coming too?
I cannot believe how far this pc bullshit has gone.
Hell, parents shouldn`t need telling that their kids are fat bastards, but hey, if the parents are too dumb to know, then they should be told straight, in language the dumb fuckers should understand.
This is how I`d tell `em.
Dear Mr & Mrs Lard arses.
It has come to our attention that you child rebecca is a fat waddling little bitch. Unless you do something about this, there`s very good chance she will grow up to be a true lard arse and will probably die young as a results.
So, unless you really aim to kill your kid, stop feeding her the vast quantities of shite that you think passes for good nourishment and try feeding here healthy food that doesn`t come out of a packet or a tin.
Sincerely H. Hopkinson(Head Teacher and fat hater)
I cannot believe how far this pc bullshit has gone.
Hell, parents shouldn`t need telling that their kids are fat bastards, but hey, if the parents are too dumb to know, then they should be told straight, in language the dumb fuckers should understand.
This is how I`d tell `em.
Dear Mr & Mrs Lard arses.
It has come to our attention that you child rebecca is a fat waddling little bitch. Unless you do something about this, there`s very good chance she will grow up to be a true lard arse and will probably die young as a results.
So, unless you really aim to kill your kid, stop feeding her the vast quantities of shite that you think passes for good nourishment and try feeding here healthy food that doesn`t come out of a packet or a tin.
Sincerely H. Hopkinson(Head Teacher and fat hater)