Is there a sure fire way?

[Sinister]

To keepJehovah Witnessesaway from your front door?

Answer the door naked and with a gun in your hand, offer them a toke off your doobie, tell them you will take their pamphlet if in trade they will take your Hustler. Or, do what I did. Marry one who was banned from the cult....er, scuse me, the "religion" and they know where you are allthe time and won't associate with someone who has been "disfellowshipped". Yeah, that's really what they call it.

HOT DAMN! I think you just gave me the solution.

I'll tell the fuckers "I'm disfellowshipped"

That might work, but get the name of a Kingdom Hall a little distance from you. They WILL look into you. But, give it a shot. What have you got to lose?