Why Toledo is a shithole

[Cracker]

Typical Ohio resident's activities

Sit on your ass
Watch football
Drink
Drink
Continue to drink
Attend the nation's largest Country Concert in Fort Loramie
Drink because you just wasted part of your life at a Country Concert in Fort Loramie
Go over to Fairfield Mall and have a really fun time with the teenagers there.
Kill 11 people and leave them in your house like the dumb nigger you are. Ohio is known for producing 8999 serial killers, most of whom leave Ohio. See Ohbutyouwillpet and Jeffrey Dahmer.
Own a small town
Get an STD
Drink because of STD
Watch football because you're a redneck
Start a shitty college band at Ohio State University
Get addicted to meth
Drink because of your addiction
Watch civilization degrade at a rapid pace
Drink because of said degrading
Claim that this is the year that OSU doesn't lose to an SEC team in the National Championship (Note: This will never happen)
Hate on Michigan and University of Michigan (good for easy trollans)
Start a methlab.
Start a war over who owns Toledo (Wait, that's already been done)
Go to a Columbus Blue Jackets game
Drink because you know you can never leave