There are people here who

[Fry Guy]

There are no hard and fast rules to insulting someone well.
"You're gay", "No you" and "Your Mom.." are base insults and in themselves the lowest, most pitiful insult, but if dressed up and padded (and humourous and witty enough) can give account for themselves notwithstanding their generic base.

Now why am I teach you what you and everyone else here ought to know. You ARE a mocker right? I mean you have been accepted into the fold and are a veteran of 3000 posts right?

I don't mean to sound obtuse Dick, but....why can you not mock adequately?