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HEY YOU!
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10-15-2011, 12:02 PM
(10-15-2011, 11:47 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Yep, Sphincter Cop could've probably given me some useful tips.

My Doc was kinda prickish yesterday. He kept saying, "Quit squeezing your muscles so hard (anus)". Ah, Hello? Not many of us are used to probes heading into the sphincter...

I've had a camera up my tradesman entrance before in hospital, the phrase "just try and relax" still haunts me to this day.

Just try and relax while you put the cold metal thing up my arse?

Fuck off.
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HEY YOU! - by Duchess - 10-15-2011, 11:21 AM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Cracker - 10-15-2011, 11:25 AM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Cynical Ninja - 10-15-2011, 11:36 AM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Duchess - 10-15-2011, 11:38 AM
RE: HEY YOU! - by IMaDick - 10-15-2011, 11:42 AM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Midwest Spy - 10-15-2011, 11:42 AM
RE: HEY YOU! - by IMaDick - 10-15-2011, 11:44 AM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Midwest Spy - 10-15-2011, 11:47 AM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Duchess - 10-15-2011, 11:51 AM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Cynical Ninja - 10-15-2011, 12:05 PM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Midwest Spy - 10-15-2011, 12:40 PM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Sphincter Cop - 10-15-2011, 01:01 PM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Midwest Spy - 10-15-2011, 01:08 PM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Cynical Ninja - 10-15-2011, 12:02 PM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Midwest Spy - 10-15-2011, 11:48 AM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Duchess - 10-15-2011, 11:49 AM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Midwest Spy - 10-15-2011, 11:52 AM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Cracker - 10-15-2011, 12:18 PM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Duchess - 10-15-2011, 12:45 PM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Lady Cop - 10-15-2011, 12:55 PM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Duchess - 10-15-2011, 01:17 PM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Cynical Ninja - 10-15-2011, 02:24 PM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Lady Cop - 10-15-2011, 04:31 PM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Midwest Spy - 10-15-2011, 01:38 PM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Adub - 10-15-2011, 03:45 PM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Duchess - 10-15-2011, 04:19 PM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Adub - 10-15-2011, 04:28 PM
RE: HEY YOU! - by Duchess - 10-15-2011, 04:33 PM