St. Paddy's dinner

[IMaDick]

Or, Dick, because you are paying for it, you can ask to see it before you buy it. I always ask to see deli meat before I spend 8.99 a pound on it. I usually tell them I don't want the end slice, too. And then I tell them I want it shaved. They hold up a little piece to make sure it is okay with me.

By deli I meant that glass case place, btw, not the "fancy" packs of shit meat you buy.

Please continue with the retard justification.