05-28-2012, 06:28 PM
Just heard this one; some corny bartender humor.
An American man, an Irishman, and a Scotsman each order a beer and find a fly in it.
The American man immediately fishes the fly out and demands another beer.
The Irishman immediately fishes the fly out and chugs the beer.
The Scotsman immediately fishes out the fly, holds the fly over the beer mug and yells, "spit it out, spit it all out!".
An American man, an Irishman, and a Scotsman each order a beer and find a fly in it.
The American man immediately fishes the fly out and demands another beer.
The Irishman immediately fishes the fly out and chugs the beer.
The Scotsman immediately fishes out the fly, holds the fly over the beer mug and yells, "spit it out, spit it all out!".