06-28-2012, 03:43 PM
Sam Kinison always used to crack me up. One of my favorites of his, and, of course paraphrasing:
'So after being married and now divorced, I'm gonna really live it up, and start using women the way I want. My goal every time with a new woman will be to leave her sticky, broke and confused.
I want her to wake up in the middle of the night after I've had my way with her, realize I'm not there anymore and utter these words, 'What's this stuff all over my back, where's my purse, why the hell is the window open...'
'So after being married and now divorced, I'm gonna really live it up, and start using women the way I want. My goal every time with a new woman will be to leave her sticky, broke and confused.
I want her to wake up in the middle of the night after I've had my way with her, realize I'm not there anymore and utter these words, 'What's this stuff all over my back, where's my purse, why the hell is the window open...'