Gosh darn it

[Duchess]

Maggotyboo where are you? You were going out into the wilderness & there was a mad dog too & then a freak winter storm approached and you were almost buried out upon the frozen tundra, quick thinker and boyscout that you are you quickly rubbed two twigs together and proceeded to send smoke signals to your pal Pete who, guided by the North star , rode in on his 1974 Evinrude snowmobile to save the day. Whew...now you're sitting in the bosom of your family. Thanks, Pete!