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The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....
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Happy (almost) New Year's, assholes.

I don't have high expectations for a year that ends in 13.

I think any or all of these things just might happen:

The middle east will continue to implode.

The country will fall off the fiscal cliff making Uggs virtually unattainable for thousands of women and spoiled adolescent girls.

Ramsey will divulge some deep obsession with croutons. Worse yet, she might bring back the Friday Carlton posts. Smiley_emoticons_shocked And, she'll continue to torture us with her total inability to make a post that doesn't contain a spelling fuck up! 52

ESAD and Kid, being sober buddies, will meet up with all good intentions but then go on a Thelma and Louise type bender dying early, tragic deaths.

HotD will continue to debase herself by posting IMO, I believe and JMO until she reaches the pathetic point of posting IMHO at which point some trigger happy mod deletes her account.

Dick will continue to hide in his man cave while personally saving the market for companies like Desitin.

FAHQ's whoring ways will catch up with her when her doctor diagnoses her with a serious STD.

Sally's tubes will untie themselves. Again.

RAP's heretofore solid marriage will crumble under the pressure of raising twins.

Duchess will suffer a series of unexplained chipped nails culminating with a horrible fungus infection that requires weeks of medication and a doctor's order prohibiting further manicures and pedicures. In an effort to distract herself, she takes up cooking and proceeds to burn down her lovely home attempting to make toast.

Amidst all the tragedy, MF's wife will question her religion and become agnostic thereby ending MF's access to blow jobs for the rest of his pathetic life.

SC's partner, will in fact "turn" and run away with the local waitress.

One of the employees that Six has fired will return with a semi-automatic weapon and proceed to conduct the worst workplace massacre in the nation's history. The second amendment is subsequently repealed.

On a positive note, JB's life sucks so much already, it has no where to go but up.

Clang will continue to milk the system and use our tax dollars to purchase plus size undergarments off the internet.

Maggot will return to hunting but on his first day back he falls out of a tree stand. Fortunately, he's wearing a safety harness but he dangles there for several days until the Professor notices his absence and brings him home. He swears off hunting forever (some good news for Bambi in 2013).

On those bright notes, I offer you the 2013 trivial, boring drivel thread. Post up your day-to-day real life experiences and random thoughts HERE.

Wishing all of you a happy 2013, regardless.
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The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread.... - by username - 12-28-2012, 04:05 PM