Whats for breakfast?

[Rootilda]

I pity your poor bastards that have never been fucked well enough that you still believe the best you can do is you.

I pity you for not having a clit. They're magical.

And you having a great orgasm doesn't mean your partner did. While you're violently shooting spooge, you're not paying attention to her, are you? So her agreeing that "yes dear, it was the best sex of my life" could very well be a lie just to sooth your wounded male pride if she said otherwise.