07-05-2013, 12:06 PM
(07-05-2013, 08:37 AM)Donovan Wrote: Nothing you've ever written paints you as any kind of dominant, pastrypuff. Not your repeated fantasies about engaging in gay sex with me, not your cuckold tales of your strapon-wielding dominatrix wife, not your pudding like complexion and muscle tone.
You are to alpha males what English food is to fine dining.
A septic tank having a go at English food.
Bwahahahaha! Hello pot I'd like to formally introduce you to kettle you stoopid motherfucker.
My wife is a true force of nature but in the bedroom she knows her place in fact every girlfriend I have ever had knew their place in the bedroom. I didn't let them plait my long flowing locks into pigtails and swap make up tips with them while watching romcoms like you do my little girly lichtspittle.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.