07-09-2013, 01:46 PM
(07-08-2013, 12:19 PM)Donovan Wrote: Poor Sally. She's only got two brain cells left after years of drowning her pain in alcohol, and she wasn't all that bright to start. (All she got from high school was callouses on her knees)
So she devotes one brain cell to remembering her own name and which direction to wipe after pooping, and the other one has to do everything else.
I'm sorry Sally, we were very insensitive to your special needs. In the future we'll try to keep our arguments to topics you can follow like professional wrestling and how to tell your ass from a hole in the ground.
This coming from someone that had to borrow money to buy Halloween candy and paid for gas with a roll of pennies. You're the one who is poor sucker, not me.
I don't know why you even bothered going to school at all, you would have been better off dropping out in 3rd grade and getting a job picking corn. I think it's safe to say that school didn't pay off when you find yourself searching under your couch cushions for gas money.