MAKE A MOCK MATCH

[Donovan]

I have no desire to learn any more sordid details of how much stuff your mistress crams in your poopchute. You've told us way too much. Instead of the fjords you should take her to Holland, they got a lot of dykes there. She'll feel right at home.

Yeah my wife is a strong woman so she must be a lesbian.
You couldn't handle being with a strong woman they clearly intimidate you because your nutsack isn't big enough my little lichtspittle.
Maybe you can console yourself by going out and buying 200 pennies worth of petrol motherfucker.

Your wife isn't a lesbian because she's strong, she's a lesbian because she sleeps with a giant pussy. Simple math. You're a twat; dykes like twats. Suburban banal mediocrity doesn't intimidate me, it bores me. I have a strong suspicion these are the only years I'm going to get on this planet, no bullshit heaven, no nothing. I'll be damned if I waste these precious hours stuck in a shit life slaving away waiting around for a couple weeks every summer to "have fun". Or, as sally and user sometimes say, stuck with someone I can't stand for the sake of a little financial security. I can't imagine a more awful fate than that feeling of being trapped and I wouldn't wish it on anyone.