07-11-2013, 07:24 PM
(07-11-2013, 06:11 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(07-11-2013, 05:31 PM)sally Wrote: I think he said he was going to do it slowly by going on a diet of crispy chicken skin and steak fat. It's probably going to take a few years.
If a steady 2 year diet of McD's and Taco Bell didn't do it I doubt anything will. I think I may be immortal.
I told you that you needed a deep fat fryer. Deep fry the shit out of everything from doughnuts to bacon. You can also lace your food with just a tiny bit of rat poison to speed up the process.
Don't be afraid to ask for help, I'm here if you need me.