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The Death List

Ok..so you get to pick 10 people for your list, preferably people of notoriety, not your fucking next door neighbour. If they have been on your list for at least 30 days before their impending doom has been reported somewhere in the press and they check out, you score a point. For instance, when Mandela was reported as being gravely ill, you would have had to hd him on your list a month before.

Once you pick your ten, the only way you get a new face on your list is if someone checks out.. Oh and one more rule; you must have one person on your list that was under the age of 50 when put there.

1. Zsa Zsa Gabor
2. George Bush senior
3. Kirk Douglas
4. Keith Richards
5. Bob Dole
6. Gough Whitlam
7. Muhammad Ali
8. Prince Phillip
9. Jack Nicklaus
<50. Courtney Love





08-30-2013 08:08 AM
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RE: The Death List

This felt a little morbid at first (but then took about 5 minutes to come up with 17 names Smiley_emoticons_fies ).

This is my top 10 "most likely to kick the bucket sometime in the near future" list, in no particular order.

1. Katt Williams (under 50)
2. Sidney Poitier
3. Harry Dean Stanton
4. Kirk Douglas
5. Nancy Reagan
6. George Zimmerman (under 50)
7. Amanda Bynes (under 50)
8. Dick Van Dyke
9. Mikhail Gorbachev
10. Randy Travis





08-30-2013 10:51 AM
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RE: The Death List

I've got to think about the rest but I think Nelson Mandela might have another 30 days in him.

1) Nelson Mandela
2) Nancy Reagan
3) Ruth Bader Ginsburg

I just realized Nancy was on HotD's list. I don't know...Taz

I'll think about it after a few more cups of coffee.






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08-30-2013 11:55 AM
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RE: The Death List

(1)Mickey Rooney
(2) Justins Beaver
(3) Zsa-Zsa (ya think!)
(4) maury Polvitch
(5) Jack Nicholson
(6) Stevie Nicks
(7)Steven Hawkins
(8) Gordon Lightfoot
(9) Chong (of Cheech &)
(10) David Letterman (Please!!!)






08-30-2013 08:41 PM
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RE: The Death List

Olivia de Havilland
Joan Fontaine

Their mutual hatred keeps them both alive each refusing to give the other the satisfaction of pissing on her grave.







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08-31-2013 12:37 AM
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RE: The Death List



Zsa Zsa's prince
Ritchie Sambora
Clint Eastwood
Prince Phillip
Larry King
Kirk Douglas
Rihanna
Chris Brown
Tom Cruise
Amanda Byrnes






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09-01-2013 03:19 PM
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RE: The Death List

Why Ritchie?






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09-01-2013 03:37 PM
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(09-01-2013 03:37 PM)ramseycat Wrote:  Why Ritchie?


He's a drunk & druggie who can't seem to get his shit together. Depending on who you believe he either left the Bon Jovi tour on his own last Spring or was told to leave because of his off-stage antics, (read that as drunk & fucked up). He's had DUI's and time spent in rehab and I recently read that he is no longer a Member of Bon Jovi, it was reported he was fired. Soooo, since I had to come up with some names I choose his, maybe being fired from his band will be the push over the edge.






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09-01-2013 03:54 PM
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Ooooo....Ritchie is a good one. We get a bonus point if he and Courtney hook up and OD together.





09-01-2013 06:26 PM
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RE: The Death List

45 Everybody's so damn resilient.

But, mega-author Tom Clancy did pass away yesterday.

So, if "it always happens in threes" holds up, maybe there's a couple more chances to score a point or two soon?

Morbid, I know. But, I rarely gamble or enter pools. I wanna win this one!!!

(Shit, don't even know if there's a prize involved.)





10-02-2013 12:52 PM
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RE: The Death List

Mandela's a gimme almost.

1. Bush senior.
2. Betty white. Longshot but she's 90something.
3. Under 50 mac Culkin.
I forget who's already dead
4. Regis Philbin.
5. OJ Simpson.
6. Clint Eastwood.
7. Steve Perry.
8. Ace Frehley.
9. Michael Douglas.
10. Mickey Rooney if he's not dead. Queen Elizabeth if he is.






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10-02-2013 01:50 PM
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RE: The Death List

(Under 50) La Lohan

Maury Povich

Jerry Springer

David Bowie

William Shatner

Samual L. Jackson

Chuck Noris

Alex Trebek

Willy Nelson

Kirsty Ally






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10-02-2013 02:22 PM
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RE: The Death List

1...Paris Jackson
2... Valerie Harper
3...Mary Tyler Moore
4...Betty White
5...Barack Hussain Obama
6...Jimmy Carter
7...George Bush Sr
8...Sean Conery. He's still kickin, isn't he?
9...Ozzy Osborne
10..Prince Charles





10-02-2013 05:39 PM
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Obama might be the first President that ever commits suicide while in office. hah






10-02-2013 08:24 PM
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