The Death List

[rothschild]

They stink so bad. I'd rather smell dog shit.

If I was a prisoner in North Korea starving like a naked Monkey I would rather eat dogshit, because catshit is spectacular on the yuuk meter scale. I walk into my bathroom where the litter box is some mornings and just wanna puke.

I once made the mistake of swatting a juvenile coon on the ass with a broom to encourage it to leave the premises, which it did, but not before pissing and shitting on the stairs. Cat shit smells like lavender compared to coon shit, and man does it linger!