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POLITICAL CRACK UPS
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They tried to make me go to rehab...

After the video of Ford describing the details of how he wishes to murder his unidentified nemesis was released, Ford's lawyer made a statement that he "might be considering rehab".

Ford hasn't been charged with a crime and municipal law in Toronto has no stipulation for the forced removal of a mayor from office, unless he was convicted and jailed for a criminal offense.

He still says he wasn't lying when he denied the crack allegations; he just didn't remember due to his stupors.

[Image: robfordmeme2.jpg?w=680]
Actual quote ^ - haha.


Ford's kinda pulling a Weiner here; refusing to pull out, despite mounting pressure. Amazingly, though, Ford reportedly still has a decent amount of support in the city.

His family sounds as dysfunctional and enabling as most - I think they should encourage him to give substance rehab a try, but apparently that's not how they roll.

His sister, Kathy Ford, told the Canadian TV station CP24 that her brother doesn't have a drinking problem unless"you want to consider binge drinking once every three months" a problem. "Robbie does not drink every night," she said.

His mother, Diane Ford, said her son's big issue is food β€” not drugs. β€œHe’s got a huge weight problem and I think that is the first thing he has to attack because that will change your whole demeanor,” she said. The old, "Cheetohs made him do it" excuse...
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POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-05-2013, 06:14 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 11-05-2013, 06:29 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by ramseycat - 11-05-2013, 07:30 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Misguided - 11-05-2013, 09:38 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Spomd - 11-05-2013, 09:46 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by ramseycat - 11-05-2013, 09:54 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Cynical Ninja - 11-06-2013, 04:36 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 11-06-2013, 05:39 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-08-2013, 11:12 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 11-08-2013, 11:15 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-09-2013, 03:46 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-19-2013, 11:23 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-19-2013, 02:13 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-19-2013, 09:56 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-19-2013, 10:10 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by username - 11-20-2013, 02:01 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Cynical Ninja - 11-20-2013, 09:09 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 11-20-2013, 09:53 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Cynical Ninja - 11-21-2013, 09:37 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 11-20-2013, 10:43 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Cynical Ninja - 11-21-2013, 09:38 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Cynical Ninja - 11-21-2013, 09:39 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 11-21-2013, 12:23 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by username - 11-21-2013, 02:26 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 11-21-2013, 02:41 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-21-2013, 03:18 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 01-12-2014, 12:00 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 01-12-2014, 01:36 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Cynical Ninja - 01-12-2014, 01:05 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Cynical Ninja - 01-12-2014, 03:41 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Midwest Spy - 01-12-2014, 07:55 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 01-12-2014, 08:19 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Midwest Spy - 01-12-2014, 08:28 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by FAHQTOO - 01-12-2014, 09:08 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 01-13-2014, 12:55 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by nrkerr - 01-12-2014, 09:29 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 01-13-2014, 09:02 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 01-12-2014, 09:54 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Donovan - 01-12-2014, 10:13 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 01-13-2014, 07:52 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by ramseycat - 01-13-2014, 08:00 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Cynical Ninja - 01-13-2014, 02:37 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 01-21-2014, 05:09 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 01-21-2014, 06:51 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 01-21-2014, 07:46 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Cynical Ninja - 01-23-2014, 08:47 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 01-27-2014, 02:30 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 01-27-2014, 12:25 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 01-28-2014, 11:19 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 02-13-2014, 09:41 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 07-09-2014, 12:46 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 02-13-2014, 10:29 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 03-20-2014, 01:00 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by ZEROSPHERES - 03-20-2014, 01:14 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 03-20-2014, 01:22 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by ZEROSPHERES - 03-20-2014, 01:52 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 03-20-2014, 01:57 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by ZEROSPHERES - 03-20-2014, 05:59 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 03-20-2014, 01:58 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by username - 03-20-2014, 06:22 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 03-27-2014, 09:14 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 03-27-2014, 10:15 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by ZEROSPHERES - 03-27-2014, 03:18 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 03-27-2014, 10:45 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 03-27-2014, 10:59 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 04-16-2014, 07:26 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 04-30-2014, 10:04 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 03-23-2016, 01:45 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 08-18-2014, 05:55 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 08-19-2014, 09:18 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 08-19-2014, 09:42 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 08-19-2014, 10:09 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 08-19-2014, 10:33 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 08-20-2014, 10:19 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 08-20-2014, 12:57 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 08-20-2014, 02:06 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 10-03-2014, 10:55 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Cheyne - 10-03-2014, 05:21 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by username - 10-03-2014, 10:01 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 10-04-2014, 03:33 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 10-06-2014, 03:49 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 10-06-2014, 03:55 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by cannongal - 10-07-2014, 03:54 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 10-07-2014, 04:11 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 10-07-2014, 09:23 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 10-15-2014, 08:53 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 10-15-2014, 08:59 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 10-21-2014, 08:49 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 10-22-2014, 07:22 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 10-22-2014, 11:04 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-03-2014, 10:22 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 12-23-2014, 06:22 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 01-07-2015, 12:13 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 02-02-2015, 10:15 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 05-30-2015, 05:19 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 05-31-2015, 02:28 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 07-03-2015, 12:39 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 05-02-2016, 02:14 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 08-13-2018, 11:05 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 08-13-2018, 11:05 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 08-13-2018, 07:05 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Fry Guy - 08-14-2018, 05:56 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by aussiefriend - 08-15-2018, 11:34 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 08-16-2018, 04:23 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by aussiefriend - 08-16-2018, 06:18 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 08-23-2018, 04:03 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 08-23-2018, 04:04 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 08-23-2018, 04:20 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 08-24-2018, 11:56 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 08-24-2018, 11:59 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 12-03-2019, 01:14 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Carsman - 08-24-2018, 08:07 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by ZEROSPHERES - 10-10-2018, 01:35 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by ZEROSPHERES - 10-13-2018, 03:25 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 10-13-2018, 03:33 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 10-13-2018, 03:48 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Carsman - 10-13-2018, 04:04 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by BigMark - 10-13-2018, 06:38 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 10-22-2018, 11:15 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 10-23-2018, 05:12 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-11-2018, 10:32 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-11-2018, 10:34 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 11-15-2018, 09:34 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 11-15-2018, 09:59 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 11-15-2018, 11:18 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 11-15-2018, 06:31 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-15-2018, 08:41 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 11-15-2018, 09:04 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Rootilda - 11-15-2018, 08:57 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Rootilda - 11-16-2018, 12:58 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 11-16-2018, 10:21 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Donovan - 11-16-2018, 02:33 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 04-25-2019, 01:13 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 05-03-2019, 07:44 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 04-25-2019, 01:15 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 04-25-2019, 05:51 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Rootilda - 05-04-2019, 03:40 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 12-03-2019, 05:31 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 12-03-2019, 09:21 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 12-03-2019, 11:55 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 12-03-2019, 01:12 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by BigMark - 12-03-2019, 11:26 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 12-03-2019, 01:39 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 12-03-2019, 01:56 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 12-03-2019, 02:54 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by BigMark - 12-03-2019, 04:36 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 12-03-2019, 06:40 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 12-04-2019, 02:40 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 12-04-2019, 08:53 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by BigMark - 12-04-2019, 11:25 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 12-04-2019, 11:54 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by BigMark - 12-04-2019, 12:21 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 01-19-2020, 01:08 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 03-20-2020, 12:52 AM