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POLITICAL CRACK UPS
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I think this bitch is cracked, but she actually just won the GOP nomination to challenge Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-Ill.) in the Chicago-area 9th Congressional District.

[Image: Susanne-Atanus.jpg]

She believes storms are God's way of chastising people. Last year, Atanus proclaimed that "God is angry. We are provoking him with abortions and same-sex marriage and civil unions. Same-sex activity is going to increase AIDS. If it's in our military, it will weaken our military. We need to respect God."

Autism and dementia are also the punishments of an angry God, according to sexy Susanne.

Sound kinda nutty? Well, it did to me, at least. BUT, then she clarified her position in January and it all makes perfect sense now. According to Atanus' revised statement: "Everybody knows that God controls weather. God is super angry. Gay marriage is not appropriate, and it doesn't look right, and it breeds AIDS."

If she wins the election, I'll be very surprised -- more surprised than the fact that she won the nomination in the first place even.
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POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-05-2013, 06:14 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 11-05-2013, 06:29 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by ramseycat - 11-05-2013, 07:30 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Misguided - 11-05-2013, 09:38 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Spomd - 11-05-2013, 09:46 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by ramseycat - 11-05-2013, 09:54 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Cynical Ninja - 11-06-2013, 04:36 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 11-06-2013, 05:39 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-08-2013, 11:12 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 11-08-2013, 11:15 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-09-2013, 03:46 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-19-2013, 11:23 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-19-2013, 02:13 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-19-2013, 09:56 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-19-2013, 10:10 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by username - 11-20-2013, 02:01 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Cynical Ninja - 11-20-2013, 09:09 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 11-20-2013, 09:53 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Cynical Ninja - 11-21-2013, 09:37 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 11-20-2013, 10:43 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Cynical Ninja - 11-21-2013, 09:38 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Cynical Ninja - 11-21-2013, 09:39 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 11-21-2013, 12:23 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by username - 11-21-2013, 02:26 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 11-21-2013, 02:41 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-21-2013, 03:18 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 01-12-2014, 12:00 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 01-12-2014, 01:36 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Cynical Ninja - 01-12-2014, 01:05 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Cynical Ninja - 01-12-2014, 03:41 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Midwest Spy - 01-12-2014, 07:55 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 01-12-2014, 08:19 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Midwest Spy - 01-12-2014, 08:28 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by FAHQTOO - 01-12-2014, 09:08 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 01-13-2014, 12:55 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by nrkerr - 01-12-2014, 09:29 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 01-13-2014, 09:02 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 01-12-2014, 09:54 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Donovan - 01-12-2014, 10:13 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 01-13-2014, 07:52 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by ramseycat - 01-13-2014, 08:00 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Cynical Ninja - 01-13-2014, 02:37 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 01-21-2014, 05:09 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 01-21-2014, 06:51 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 01-21-2014, 07:46 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Cynical Ninja - 01-23-2014, 08:47 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 01-27-2014, 02:30 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 01-27-2014, 12:25 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 01-28-2014, 11:19 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 02-13-2014, 09:41 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 07-09-2014, 12:46 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 02-13-2014, 10:29 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 03-20-2014, 01:00 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by ZEROSPHERES - 03-20-2014, 01:14 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 03-20-2014, 01:22 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by ZEROSPHERES - 03-20-2014, 01:52 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 03-20-2014, 01:57 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by ZEROSPHERES - 03-20-2014, 05:59 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 03-20-2014, 01:58 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by username - 03-20-2014, 06:22 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 03-27-2014, 09:14 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 03-27-2014, 10:15 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by ZEROSPHERES - 03-27-2014, 03:18 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 03-27-2014, 10:45 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 03-27-2014, 10:59 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 04-16-2014, 07:26 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 04-30-2014, 10:04 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 03-23-2016, 01:45 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 08-18-2014, 05:55 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 08-19-2014, 09:18 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 08-19-2014, 09:42 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 08-19-2014, 10:09 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 08-19-2014, 10:33 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 08-20-2014, 10:19 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 08-20-2014, 12:57 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 08-20-2014, 02:06 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 10-03-2014, 10:55 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Cheyne - 10-03-2014, 05:21 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by username - 10-03-2014, 10:01 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 10-04-2014, 03:33 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 10-06-2014, 03:49 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 10-06-2014, 03:55 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by cannongal - 10-07-2014, 03:54 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 10-07-2014, 04:11 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 10-07-2014, 09:23 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 10-15-2014, 08:53 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 10-15-2014, 08:59 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 10-21-2014, 08:49 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 10-22-2014, 07:22 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 10-22-2014, 11:04 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-03-2014, 10:22 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 12-23-2014, 06:22 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 01-07-2015, 12:13 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 02-02-2015, 10:15 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 05-30-2015, 05:19 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 05-31-2015, 02:28 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 07-03-2015, 12:39 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 05-02-2016, 02:14 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 08-13-2018, 11:05 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 08-13-2018, 11:05 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 08-13-2018, 07:05 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Fry Guy - 08-14-2018, 05:56 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by aussiefriend - 08-15-2018, 11:34 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 08-16-2018, 04:23 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by aussiefriend - 08-16-2018, 06:18 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 08-23-2018, 04:03 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 08-23-2018, 04:04 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 08-23-2018, 04:20 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 08-24-2018, 11:56 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 08-24-2018, 11:59 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 12-03-2019, 01:14 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Carsman - 08-24-2018, 08:07 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by ZEROSPHERES - 10-10-2018, 01:35 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by ZEROSPHERES - 10-13-2018, 03:25 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 10-13-2018, 03:33 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 10-13-2018, 03:48 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Carsman - 10-13-2018, 04:04 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by BigMark - 10-13-2018, 06:38 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 10-22-2018, 11:15 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 10-23-2018, 05:12 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-11-2018, 10:32 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-11-2018, 10:34 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 11-15-2018, 09:34 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 11-15-2018, 09:59 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 11-15-2018, 11:18 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 11-15-2018, 06:31 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 11-15-2018, 08:41 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 11-15-2018, 09:04 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Rootilda - 11-15-2018, 08:57 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Rootilda - 11-16-2018, 12:58 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 11-16-2018, 10:21 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Donovan - 11-16-2018, 02:33 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 04-25-2019, 01:13 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 05-03-2019, 07:44 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 04-25-2019, 01:15 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 04-25-2019, 05:51 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Rootilda - 05-04-2019, 03:40 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 12-03-2019, 05:31 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 12-03-2019, 09:21 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Duchess - 12-03-2019, 11:55 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 12-03-2019, 01:12 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by BigMark - 12-03-2019, 11:26 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 12-03-2019, 01:39 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 12-03-2019, 01:56 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 12-03-2019, 02:54 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by BigMark - 12-03-2019, 04:36 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 12-03-2019, 06:40 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 12-04-2019, 02:40 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by Maggot - 12-04-2019, 08:53 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by BigMark - 12-04-2019, 11:25 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 12-04-2019, 11:54 AM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by BigMark - 12-04-2019, 12:21 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 01-19-2020, 01:08 PM
RE: POLITICAL CRACK UPS - by HairOfTheDog - 03-20-2020, 12:52 AM