why do you hate Oprah?

[crash]

Good things come in small bundles its the horse crap that comes in small bundles

I'm sure that's how your parish priest justified it to you, but it's just a saying created by religious people to make short people feel good about themselves, Frodo, kinda like the tooth fairy, Jesus and the bible..

Gollum referred to the ring as 'his precious'. So you can't call me Gollum, and refer to me as your precious...unless you have a thing for my ring

Do you have a thing for my ring, Frodo? I've heard about role assumption in the mentally ill, but really?