Chinese chicken thawing technique.

[Cynical Ninja]

I agree as long its your own brand man jizz.

So when your food stamps run out and there's no peanut butter left you have a wank and treat yourself to a jizz sandwich?

Innovative.

The chef at the Indian takeaway misunderstood when the owner said he should put more of “himself” in every korma dish.

The takeaway in question was closed and there were numerous prosecutions but a few years ago the restaurant reopened....with the same name! It seems they want to cash in on their spunky reputation.