12-14-2013, 01:51 PM
A dictionary?
Why in the name of Satans hairy ballsack would you choose to take a dictionary?! Of all the millions of literary works of genius written throughout history he could have chosen he chose a dictionary? A book rendered entirely pointless on its own? A book of reference when you have nothing whatsoever that would need any reference?
It may be the most stupid choice in the history of desert island discs.
And the capstone to the pyramid of stupidity? Luxury item? An endless supply of fireworks?! So he is saying he could watch fireworks every night for the rest of his life and NEVER get bored of them?
Jesus Christ.
I think for me two weeks absolute tops then I would be sick to death of fucking fireworks.
Why in the name of Satans hairy ballsack would you choose to take a dictionary?! Of all the millions of literary works of genius written throughout history he could have chosen he chose a dictionary? A book rendered entirely pointless on its own? A book of reference when you have nothing whatsoever that would need any reference?
It may be the most stupid choice in the history of desert island discs.
And the capstone to the pyramid of stupidity? Luxury item? An endless supply of fireworks?! So he is saying he could watch fireworks every night for the rest of his life and NEVER get bored of them?
Jesus Christ.
I think for me two weeks absolute tops then I would be sick to death of fucking fireworks.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.