crazy North Korean motherfucker

[HairOfTheDog]

North Koreans are much more sophisticated and well-off than Americans and South Koreans, from the country's leadership to the average citizen.

I know this because North Korea's state news agency so eloquently tells me so.

Some of their recent hits:

-Barack Obama is "reminiscent of a wicked black monkey."

-South Korea's President Park Geun-hye is an "old prostitute."

-Obama "should live as a monkey in an African natural zoo licking the breadcrumbs thrown by spectators"; he's a "crossbreed with unclear blood."

-In response to a February U.N. report detailing "crimes against humanity" in North Korea, Pyongyang released its own report calling the U.S. "the world's worst human rights abuser", citing NSA surveillance, unemployment and gun crime, the report boldly asserts that "the U.S. is a living hell."

-While Americans are "the grip of famine," the report says, Obama "indulges himself in luxury almost every day, squandering hundred millions of dollars on his foreign trip in disregard of his people's wretched life."

-The North Korean report also berates the U.S. for the acquittal of George Zimmerman in Trayvon Martin's killing, saying the case reveals America's "true colors as a kingdom of racial discrimination."


Obama's response:

"Hahaha, you so funny fat boy! That's nothing compared to what the extreme right and Fox News say about me on a good day and what the extreme left AND the extreme right say about life in the US every day. Amateur. Pffft!"

Okay, Obama didn't say that -- but he was probably thinking it. I was.

Amazing that Kim is running a country, but considering he was unanimously and freely elected, North Korea must love him and must be the happiest place on earth.

Ref:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/08...88121.html