ATHLETIC ASSHOLES

[Blindgreed1]

I laugh at funny men of all colors, even unintentionally funny ones like you Gunnar. Women too, for that matter.

So, yeah, all other characteristics unchanged, I'd laugh at you no matter what your skin color.

But, that doesn't mean that I think you're a total reject. I bet there are women out there who like your cockiness and really think you've got it going on.

Nah, I sit around the house every weekend waiting for the phone to ring. But I'm not looking for sympathy because I already found it. It's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.