06-01-2015, 12:47 PM
^ That sadly funny.
"That sweater-vested 2 pound Yorkie put me in fear for my life!", wailed the massive 250-pound linebacker as he testified in his own defense.
Another sadly funny sports story from this morning. Chuck Warner is one of the FIFA bigwigs who was indicted last week. Our smart-ass friends at The Onion had published a satirical piece about FIFA handing the U.S. a Summer Soccer hosting gig this year (the inference being they were bribing the DOJ and FBI to drop the bribery charges). Here's the link to The Onion piece: http://www.theonion.com/article/fifa-fra...up-u-50525
Well, Warner apparently missed the inference and got owned. He thought the piece was serious news and quoted it on his website this weekend when defending himself and calling out the U.S. for its double-standard. That had to be embarrassing.
"That sweater-vested 2 pound Yorkie put me in fear for my life!", wailed the massive 250-pound linebacker as he testified in his own defense.
Another sadly funny sports story from this morning. Chuck Warner is one of the FIFA bigwigs who was indicted last week. Our smart-ass friends at The Onion had published a satirical piece about FIFA handing the U.S. a Summer Soccer hosting gig this year (the inference being they were bribing the DOJ and FBI to drop the bribery charges). Here's the link to The Onion piece: http://www.theonion.com/article/fifa-fra...up-u-50525
Well, Warner apparently missed the inference and got owned. He thought the piece was serious news and quoted it on his website this weekend when defending himself and calling out the U.S. for its double-standard. That had to be embarrassing.