SUMMER SOLSTICE

[HairOfTheDog]

Maybe even more dangerous than Duchess the seductress.

You say the damndest things. I'm no more seductive than a Snickers bar. No one will ever be seduced by someone whose hair is a wild mess all. the. time. and more often than not, smells like horse. The only thing I've got going for me are my gorgeous bras and sexy as fuck toe rings.

Sorry, Duchess. It's me you're talking to. I'm gonna have to call bullshit here. I hardly ever say the damndest things. I'm mostly kinda boring given my literal and factual tendencies. I accept that.

I like men. A lot. Right now, I'm tired goofy and therefor more open than usual.

So, here's my claim: no man worth mentioning is gonna give two shits if your hair is a mess and you smell like horse if you're sporting sexy as fuck toe rings, rocking a gorgeous bra, and you've got your personality. I think you know that as well as I do.

If I'm wrong, well...I better brush my damned hair and remove the anklets before noon.