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[Midwest Spy]

I'll take a ticket to Australia, Biggie. I've never been.

I can afford my own return ticket and would like to explore Down Under for a week or two.

Thank you kind sir.

My wife’s aunt and uncle are in Australia.

Somewhere north of Perth.

Visiting an exchange student they hosted years and years ago.

Checked temps there yesterday. Not really very warm as I expected.

Anyway, I’d love to get to OZ as well.