11-12-2014, 03:21 PM
If MS isn't ready to die in a flatulent ball of flames just yet, maybe he could adopt a pet gerbil in the meantime?
He'd need to keep it in his back pocket at all times and force it to eat all the same foods as he does.
Then, he could blame his own excessive flatulence on poor little Tooters and nobody would be the wiser. Plus, MS wouldn't have to try to hold it in on the elevator any longer, which might improve his health.
He'd need to keep it in his back pocket at all times and force it to eat all the same foods as he does.
Then, he could blame his own excessive flatulence on poor little Tooters and nobody would be the wiser. Plus, MS wouldn't have to try to hold it in on the elevator any longer, which might improve his health.