The 2015 trivial drivel thread

[Midwest Spy]

St. Paddy's day is next weekend? Well in that case I'll wait until the following Monday to quit drinking. Why fuck around with it now when St. Paddy's is coming up.

I've decided that I'm somewhat of an alcoholic. Not the kind that can't quit ( if I found out that I was pregnant tomorrow I'd just forget about it), not the kind of alcoholic that drinks to forget their problems ( I don't really have any fucking problems and should wake up grateful every morning for everything I have).

I drink to escape my mundane life and pretend like I'm on vacation every day of the week, things don't seem fun to me unless there is alcohol involved. I better nip it in the bud before I end up like that 90 year old woman my mom use to babysit. She drank too much scotch one night, fell and hit her head and died.

Bad example, that's actually a good story.

Your (lol, just for you) a trip Sally.

I know a few women like you. A drink or two or three per day. Alcoholics? Maybe, maybe not.

Don't let the smoking and boozing wreck your looks though, or I'll take back what I said about marrying you.