The 2015 trivial drivel thread

[Midwest Spy]

Yesterday I called the club manager and complained. I said lets at least identify the offenders and kick them and their kids out.

You should do some PI work on this one, Rockfish.

You could get a hold of the sign-in sheet for the day in question.

Then, stakeout those menacing little 3 and 4 year olds and interrogate them when their guards are down -- at the playground or the toy store or something.

Just in case you can't get any of them to crack, take some zip lock baggies and demand a stool sample from each of the suspects.

Next time it happens, scoop the poop from the pool and ask CSI to extract DNA and run it against your samples. Gotchya!

Then you can have the book thrown at the little asshole. Case closed.

Well, HotD, with this post you have now removed yourself from the list of Mock's smart, sharp-witted good-looking women and moved onto Mock's list of good-looking, dumbass women.