11-03-2015, 02:20 PM
I'm so vein...you probably think this song is about me....
So, I have decent, albeit skinny, legs. No cellulite or chub rub here.
HOWEVER, I have this 2-3 inch vein that runs down the back of my left leg that is either varicose or variclose. It bugs me and I've been on a superficial self improvement trip for a few months so I decided to see the Dr about it.
He looked at it (and did an ultrasound on my legs). Next thing "does it hurt"? Well, my momma didn't raise a dummy so me "oh yes, vewy, vewy much". Him: "do you have restless legs at night"? Me: "all.the.time".
So next week my insurance is going to pay for that vein to get lasered to death and while he's at it, he's going to rid me of any other little imperfections on my legs (any tiny spider veins etc.). I don't have high expectations or anything but I do like to think I'll walk out of there with the legs of a 20 y/o.
Heh-heh.
BTW, I did ask him "ummm...don't I sort of need my veins to move blood around and stuff"? because that seemed somewhat pertinent. Anywho, the non technical answer I got was any veins that surface like that aren't helpful anyway; they're basically not moving the blood like the ones under the surface of the skin.
Too bad I can't get leg muscle implants or something (although I HAVE been trying to thicken them up since one of you bitches (Ramsey-cunt, I believe) accused me of anorexia.
Can't wait for the pain!!
So, I have decent, albeit skinny, legs. No cellulite or chub rub here.
HOWEVER, I have this 2-3 inch vein that runs down the back of my left leg that is either varicose or variclose. It bugs me and I've been on a superficial self improvement trip for a few months so I decided to see the Dr about it.
He looked at it (and did an ultrasound on my legs). Next thing "does it hurt"? Well, my momma didn't raise a dummy so me "oh yes, vewy, vewy much". Him: "do you have restless legs at night"? Me: "all.the.time".
So next week my insurance is going to pay for that vein to get lasered to death and while he's at it, he's going to rid me of any other little imperfections on my legs (any tiny spider veins etc.). I don't have high expectations or anything but I do like to think I'll walk out of there with the legs of a 20 y/o.
Heh-heh.BTW, I did ask him "ummm...don't I sort of need my veins to move blood around and stuff"? because that seemed somewhat pertinent. Anywho, the non technical answer I got was any veins that surface like that aren't helpful anyway; they're basically not moving the blood like the ones under the surface of the skin.
Too bad I can't get leg muscle implants or something (although I HAVE been trying to thicken them up since one of you bitches (Ramsey-cunt, I believe) accused me of anorexia.
Can't wait for the pain!!
Commando Cunt Queen