06-02-2018, 06:25 PM
Turtle's gotta eat.
Reminds me of a story someone told me about this little six year old girl who came into his pet store once and asked "excuthe me, mithter, do you thell wittle wabbits"? And he thought she was adorable with her lisp so he answered "Why YETH little thweetheart, we thell wabbits. Would you like a fluffy white wabbit, or a cute fuzzy wittle brown one?"
The little girl thought for a minute and answered, "I don't think my python really gives a thit."
Reminds me of a story someone told me about this little six year old girl who came into his pet store once and asked "excuthe me, mithter, do you thell wittle wabbits"? And he thought she was adorable with her lisp so he answered "Why YETH little thweetheart, we thell wabbits. Would you like a fluffy white wabbit, or a cute fuzzy wittle brown one?"
The little girl thought for a minute and answered, "I don't think my python really gives a thit."
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.