BY GOD, IT'S MY RIGHT TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST YOU!

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....and not subject my "husband" to a selfish, shallow, I crazy, opinionated, etc. lady. I have said all that about myself numerous times on here....I think you are nice, too, maybe a little bored with your life, but you fit very well on this forum...hope you can recapture the "spark" because I know what User is talking about when the spark doesn't shine as bright and you settle into being a couple and form a deeper relationship (more spiritual than passionate), but I always wanted that "spark" to last.

Wait, has Sally somehow become MY twin? WTF??

She drinks beer and I drink wine just for starters. She's a self admitted possible alcoholic and I'm still immersed in denial. She has a fat, black-haired furry husband and mine is fat, furry and blonde.

Her kitchen is wayyyyy cleaner, less cluttered than mine.

We couldn't be more different. Besides, she's a twat and I'm not.

And you are a poet and didn't know it...

Eggsactly. BTW, Happy Easter folks.