Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies

[Clang McFly]

I love spur of the moment sex.

I like early morning sex, in the dark just before dawn. That's my favorite time of day to skinny dip too.

I see...

And how unobstructed is the view around your property? Do the police make regular patrols in your neighborhood? Is there a particular brand of high powered binoculars/telescope you can recommmend?

J/k?

CANNONBALL!