TIS CHRISTMAS WEEK!

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Not everyone washes their hands after touching nuts, BG. Can you imagine how many nut sacks you have shook hands with?

Probably more dick than nuts. I don't know anyone that pulls out the whole rig just to piss.

Yeah, but how many women do you shake hands with? We get all up in those nuts. With both hands.

None. I'm more of a hugger with the ladies if we're close. It's actually a fact that ladies hands are dirtier than men's hands.