12-21-2015, 10:11 PM
And when it's time to stick your old ass in a nursing home, that trash bag is gonna be the difference between a classy one and one of them you see on CNN Crime Report. Never emotionally damage anyone who may eventually be responsible for changing your adult diapers, is all I'm saying. Look at mine, he's about to go die under a fucking tree someplace.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.