03-25-2016, 10:05 AM
True story. One night after staying in a hotel I woke up and felt like I had rolled into a wet spot, which was needless to say a bit alarming. I sat up to discover, not a wet spot, but a silver dime stick to my ass. I mean genuine solid silver liberty dime, not the kind you'd find in circulation. To this day I don't know whether I should be happy I shit pure silver coins or really really angry at having been molested by the tooth fairy.
Either way I kept the dime.
Either way I kept the dime.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.